One of Scotland’s best clubs turns five this weekend, and there’s a pretty decent celebratory line-up on offer to say the least…

On Thursday 24th September electro/indie night The Dirty Hearts Club welcomes local guitar types Right Hand Left, funky Stirling outfit Jack Butler and acoustic bod Myke Black (10pm/£3/£2)

Friday 25 September sees the return of Percy X (aka Tony Scott) and his techno-tinged Edit:Select night (11pm/£6)

Excellent Nottingham disco/funk/indie/house outfit Crazy P bring their full live show to Funky Transport’s The Deep End on Saturday 26 September (11pm/£9), which should be, erm, crazy, while some little-known disco-jockey called Felix Da Housecat (pictured) guests on Sunday 27 September (9pm/£18/Limited tickets avail. on the door).

So, that should keep you going then…if there aren’t medals on offer for people who go to all of the nights there bloody well should be…

Tickets are available through Snafu’s website